\header { title = "Goodwill and Gaffles: In Praise of Honest Dogsborough" composer = "Leeran Z. Raphaely" tagline = "The Resistible Rise of Arturo UI" instrument = "Lead sheat" } \paper { between-system-padding = #1 between-system-space = 4\cm } \version "2.10.33" Good = \markup {\bold Goodwill:} Gaff = \markup {\bold Gaffles:} Both = \markup {\bold { Gaffles and Gaffles:}} PedalB = { \textSpannerDown \override TextSpanner #'edge-text = #'("Pedal B " . "") } PedalBb = { \textSpannerDown \override TextSpanner #'edge-text = #'("Pedal Bb " . 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Not b2 ais2 % just a gis1 % man b4. ais8 gis4 fis % He's an insti gis2 g % stution gis4 gis2 gis4 % That brought the fis2 g % house down r1 r r r e2.^\Both f4 e4 r r e f2 f f f r1 r2^\Good r4 e % Don't } \addlyrics { Don't wo -- rry! Don't wo -- rry! The ma -- jor -- i -- ty flew off the hand -- le. Fi -- shy! We al -- most came to blows. They stomped and romped and screamed, “The loan had Dogs -- bor -- ough's a -- pprov -- al! How dare you call it fish -- y, gen -- tle -- men? If that is fish -- y, how a -- bout the Bi -- ble?” That did it, Dogs -- bor -- ough. It al -- ways does. The meet -- ing end -- ed hon -- or -- ing you __ When we de -- man -- ded full in -- ves -- ti -- ga -- tion, to de -- mon -- strate our con -- fi -- dence in you, the op -- po -- si -- tion backed down and de -- clared They want -- ed none of it, the cra -- ven fools! Your friends, how -- e -- ver, press -- ing their ad -- van -- tage And an -- xious to de -- fend your name a -- gainst the -- slight -- est scan -- dal- Cried out, “Dogs -- bor -- ough is -- n't just a man, Not just a man. He's an in -- sti -- tu -- tion!” That brought the house down. Then the vote: In -- ves -- ti -- ga -- tion! Don't } >> << \chords { d4 a r a d a r a d4. a8 d4 a a1 d4 a r a d a r a d4. a8 d4 a a1 d4 a r a d a r a d4. a8 d4 a a1 d4 a r a d a r a d4. a8 r2 d1 } \relative c' { % \autoBeamOff << \new Staff { \set Score.currentBarNumber = #73 \set Staff.instrumentName = "Goodwill:" \override Staff.TimeSignature #'style = #'() \time 2/2 \key a \major fis4 e r e % worry, don't fis e r e % worry. O' fis4. e8 fis4 e % Casey is in cis d dis e % vestigating fis e r a % Be calm, don't fis e r e % worry, the fis4. e8 e4 a % trust is not in fis2 r4 e4 % volved. Don't fis4 e r e % worry, don't fis e r e % worry. 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